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Wednesday
Over dinner tonight, we (mamasan, longlong, chuiyi and moi) embarked on a topic that's to a certain extent...morbid. I can't remember exactly what led us to discuss blue films but yah, we stumbled on it and tried peering thru a man's secret by grilling longlong. oh he's one poor fella. Most people would think that " Every man must have watched it and must have liked it" but quite the contrary, it doesnt seem to be so. At least long long found is disgusting, to the extent he'll puke(directly quoted).
hmm...then mamasan, being mamasan, with her years long experience, obviously gave us a very insightful anecdote about her adventure to Yangtze, the infamous R(A) theater for DOM(Dirty Old Men). Apparently these sexually deprived old man( how not to be when you face nothing but a totally undesirable old hag at home. even viagra won't work!) brings in plastic bags and tissue to masturbate during the show. oh man, imagine watching a movie with all those additional but highly unwelcomed oohhs and aahhs. oh dear.how disturbing.
Earlier in the day, from our lucrative and prospering 'socialising' business, we've(as in mamasan and myself) have decided to abandon our old ways and go into something healthier that reaps higher social marginal benefit i.e. operate a ZOO. so now instead of the auntish sleazy names, we're given new identity. Mamasan is suppose to be the baboon. At the sound of baboon, i held my breath. I happened to squeeze a tiny bit of time in the morning to read my new book(for leisure reading) and this is the images floating in my mind when i associate baboon and mamasan(i'm sure she'll kill me for this):
.....No, i didn't get turned on, even when a tall, attractive, dark-haired woman in her mid- thirties entered the rumpus room and caused a stir. She exposed her bottom like a monkey, and within minutes, she was lost in a tangle of arms and legs. It should have been sexy, but all I could think about were those National Geographic nature films of mating baboons."
("Sex and the City" by Candace Bushnell)
Yes i'm getting a little horny corny.Yikes! morbid!
10/09/2002|0comments [speak] 